why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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