I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
