How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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