I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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