just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
that is very illegal...i love you.
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