just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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