soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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