Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Is Oprah even human
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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