Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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