That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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