Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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