It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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