i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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