Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We had sex on a dog bed..
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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