ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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