ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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