and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I want her autograph on my taint
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So much rum. So many feels.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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