You really coming over, don't trick.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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