i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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