I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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