So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
