If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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