so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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