Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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