I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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