he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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