He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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