Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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