So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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