Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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