these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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