he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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