A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
