Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
