D3 body, D1 cock
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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