After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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