He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
