im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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