Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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