The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
even my farts smell like vagina
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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