glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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