Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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