You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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