Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
