so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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