I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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