NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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