Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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