okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
