i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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