I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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