Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
