I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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