my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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